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Welcome to the NG BBS

2014-07-06 10:09:11 by ThePulp

Welcome to the NG BBS

A list of things, moments and people that have some sort of relation to the Newgrounds Bulletin Board System-- with references of things here and there as filler.

A fine example of user ThePulp trying too hard.
Trying too hard is a thing we'd rather not have you doing, dearest new customer.

- I'd like to say "Merry Christmas" in advance.
- Don't let Dovahkhiin1994's huge ego hit you on the way out.
- Remember to always feed the trolls, you know how hungry they are.
- PROTIP: Don't be dumb.
- Yurgenburgen is one of the secret moderators.
- PROTIP: Grains of salt.
- Never fuck around with Wade or Tom.
- Bit is an accomplished author of three.
- NewgroundsMike keeps replying to forum games, so by default, he's the king of them.
- Voltage is the last secret boss of the game.
- What game? 
- 24901miles is scientific.
- Don't forget to deposit your daily EXP.
- Hoodie is also from the forums haha omg.
- What ever happened to the Icecapades?
- Just abide by the rules when they need abiding (i.e, Never.)
- Don't diss the staff.
- Always read the first post before jumping to conclusions. Always.
- ChazDude likes to have pun.
- We can't shut up about the chat.
- April Fools, scrubs
- Remember to consult the FAQ and the wiki, folks.
- Viper had apparently sold his soul to the devil.
- I strongly have cause to believe cga-999 is the leader of the Illuminaughty.
- If you ask for stuff (ex. "Ban me"), they mods sure will fulfill your requests.
- Also, there used to be a rule against "I'm new here" topics, but that's changed.
- Don't be a jerk when reviewing and rating content.
- Watch movies and stuff.
- Vnzi is dead now.
- What hump?
- Beware of the Soup Squad.
- SubliminalVirus likes clowns and Webkinz.
- Makakaov can tell you all about his experiences with the idiosyncrasies of American life.
- Xenomit isn't necessarily a furry just because of his icon, dick.
- But he actually is-- whoops.
- Anagrams can be fun for dyslexics.
- DigsBot is a cool animator.
- ButzboPrud, too.
- Lots of cool animators, actually.
- NeonSpider's a cool BBS poster.
- So is Turkey-on-a-Stick.
- Lots of cool BBS posters, actually.
- The NG Chat and Store are gone, now shut up.
- Don't be an asshole, to yourself and to others.
- Or do, I don't give a shit.
- Rate 5.
- poopmcfarts has a pretty good name.
- NewgroundsNation is a pretty knowledgeable user. You can definitely "trust" him.
- He was also apparently Dovakhiin1994-- according to his sigunature.
- Asandir could interview you.
- So could a few other folks, as well.
- Radaketor has had some pretty positive results because of NG-- in no less than 5 days; sign up now!
- The above user shares his birthday with klompors. 
- Slint is a "pretty hate machine".
- Seasons, there's four of 'em! 
- Dumb threads aplenty.
- When you need a Satan, we've got one! 
- WahyaRanger has disappeared.
- But I believe he's coming back soon.
- If you want to pet a kitty, ask NekoMika. That is all.
- Please no /b/tards.
- Also, don't be racist!
- NippleManOfMilk got banned for 30 days after that one thread where-- gross.
- ^ RIP ^
- What ever happened to Fay Wraye?
- That beautiful, satin draped frame.
- I miss the chat.
- DeviantArt and stuff.
- Make sure to brush your teeth.
- BanditWoolyBear, perhaps. 
- Ah, TheGameChanger and his silly threads.
- When posting content, make sure it isn't crap.
- Finish the top posters list, SentForMe.
- disdainfulpanda is silly.
- The reviews system for threads is still a pending suggestion.
- Make sure to pour out your heart and soul to every single piece of text in your reply.
- Egoraptor "betrayed us".
- TVTropes is fuckin' entertaining.
- Sure are a lotta fitting usernames around here.
- Weaboo
- Make sure to always wear an umbrella.
- Cannot stress that one enough.
- You can definitely trust forum signatures, right?
- Start with the Newgrounds classic movies and games such as Alien Hominid, Dad's Home, There she is!!!, Animator v. Animation, Pico and Telebubby Funland.
- We like hating things because it's "edgy".
- None of us believe in the friendzone.
- FiendMachine does, though.
- Don't get trapped. 
- Everyone misses the chat.
- Piper.
- Phobotech makes questionnaires (he's secretly an adbot).
- Leave me alone.
- Get off my lawn.
- We're all impotent.
- Natick hates 'pity parties'.
- Koopahermit looks so damn smooth.
- Sit on my face, please.
- Alexborn still hasn't drawn your avatar just like his yet, hasn't he?
- May the lord rest his soul.
- General is secretly the Video Game forum in disguise.
- Piggler likes pigs. (Seriously running out of ideas here.)
- When will they bring the chat back?
- That NG BBS Fighting Game seriously needs to be made.
- Newgrounds was created for our apparent 'lord and master' Tom Fulp to show off his stuff, but now it's for anyone to show off their stuff.
- mysticvortex13 is the latest from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. 
- We all had to start from somewhere.
- Lots of social networks ripped us off.
- Newgrounds used to have hentai ads.
- When in doubt; Beep-Me-Jesus!
- CiviLies in disguise.
- No kids allowed.
- "How many black kids have to get shot before we can realize that we can loot stores?!"
- I've got a guess that Monster-64 has a thing for monsters-- he's also pretty damn tall.
- Mind you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti.
- 'La Planete sauvage' is essentially a stranger version of 'Yellow Submarine'
- Go deep inside the recesses of ManDeep.
- Chronamut has a published book.
- Head-Full-of-Acid sure is a descriptive name, isn't it?
- You can never be the king of the portal. No one can trump 'B'.
- "The problems of the future, today!" was the best slogan ever. (Can I have it now?)
- Please for the love of god don't resurrect the "Wazzup!" bandwagon.
- All your base are belong to horrible grammar.
- Joe is rather concerned with JohnnyUtah.
- Life sucks without the chat.
- I firmly believe that quality is better than quantity. 
- There is refuge in obscurity-- and, audacity.
- The NSA is toadally watchin' you, man.
- Nothing is real.
- Art is a lie.
- Reiska3 was a mean, green, thread-making machine.
- NGcomicD copied me.
- SuperGhandi64 has returned. Sacrifice your first-borns and bow down to Stockholm Syndrome.
- exudaz thought he was a somebody.
- Memes are old and stupid, we're tired of it.
- Threads, Are They Real?
- Happy Birthday to you in advance.
- PotHeadParadise is probably one of my favorite users.
- Everyone here is a wannabe comedian.
- They all find it ironic that we have a mod named stafffighter.
- Urban-Champion is sorry for having a sense of humor.
- What exactly is SubparTony's profile pic?
- Don't Feed the Plants.
- The literature portal will come, eventually.
- ZE13, here's my attention in a bag-- makes it easier, doesn't it?
- Manly-Chicken also made a nice choice while coming up with a username.
- Everyone just absolutely loves you. Never forget that.
- Never forget The Alamo, too.
- REMEMBER: August 21 is Toad Day.
- Newgrounds is now 75% worse because the chat's gone.
- Necrobumping can be fun.
- But it is frowned upon.
- Like how pedophilla is "a frowned upon need", apparently. 
- Then again, there is a difference between child molestation and pedophilla.
- But consent or not, children aren't developed enough to make these kinds of decisions.
- I should make a thread about it. 
- Remember to promote the follow URL in the form of a short, sellable catch-phrase.
- I didn't steal your hentai, JRob
- Gagsy.
- Chdonga has some pretty cool stories.
- Just try to bring up 9/11 in front of fieldertiger; the results are hilariously sad.
- 1916 is in the pursuit of reason and logic, don't bother him.
- When will Jesus bring the pork chops?!
- Try not to get a nice shiny ban.
- Why are we here?
- Wanted: Bedspacer
- Amaranthus; either you love him or 'ya hate him.
- KatMaestro is a "Finnish asshole coder", whatever that is.
- Encycolpedia Dramatica is fucking nuts and I love it.
- We demonize other sites we don't like. (4chan, tumblr, etc.)
- Sense-Offender.
- Cordyceps.
- What defines a god?
- Wade likes flashlights.
- Sword-of-Kings is perpetually sad.
- Why are newspost comments in reverse order now?
- Everyone absolutely and totally hates the new redesign.
- Don't tell me 'bout how you can't get no satisfaction.
- "Madness" can be quite violent at times, but other than that it's fine.
- JimmyTheCaterpillar feels he doesn't get enough credit around here and he isn't amused about not being on this list-- wait a sec...
- Ro-May-O wants to know where da Badroom is.
- We don't have a user named "Fuck" around here-- how sad.
- We do have a user named "pornography" though.
- Don't be a hero.
- Why can't I stop talking about that damn chat?
- Magical-Zorse is a drug-fueled maniac, and we all love him for that.
- DoctorStrongbad apparently gets tons of mail.
- TomFulp's upcoming game is "Captain Red-Eye and the Shitting Pig Menace".
- Now that everything's over with...
- Feel free to watch our endless collection of furry midget hentai.
- ThePulp would like to apologize for this long set of tasteless and tryhard jokes.
- The BBC would, too. Unfortunately they're busy suing Tom's ass over Telebubby Fun Land.
- Goodbye Brian, and thanks.



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2014-07-07 09:12:40

Four years on this fucking site with two accounts and no mention of either account.

Shit, I thought I was a somebody...

ThePulp responds:

well, I've amended it.


2014-07-08 12:35:15

thats about right.


2014-07-09 11:43:58

Don't call me a dumbass you piece of shit, and im not a dumbass since I have a 3.7 gpa and will have 14 careers. you have no right, let alone no one has the right on newgrounds to comment badly on my petitions that work and will get movie sequels. fuck off and mind your own business you dumbass nega piece of shit.

ThePulp responds:

Seriously though, are you truly and really not a dumbass?

You sure?



2014-07-13 11:55:54

Because of you I realized Mary is a dumbass. Man, I gots to wear the spectacle goggles more often.

Also, love this list.

ThePulp responds:

You didn't discover it until now?


Thanks for the lovin' though.


2014-08-02 00:23:09

I have no issue as long as the user isn't mean. :)


2014-08-20 21:55:32

"Rate 5"


2014-09-02 06:36:41

I feel honoured to be in such a list.

ThePulp responds:

Fixed the spelling mistake, Radekator.


2014-09-02 09:39:09

There was a mistake? I didn't even notice.


2014-09-20 15:39:11

What a great list I feel so much better now thank you


2014-09-21 23:46:07

I'm not in it 0/10

The one about chronamut made me laugh though.

ThePulp responds:

Alright, lemme just put 'ya in there.


2014-09-22 03:10:09

wow i actually read all of it 10/10

(Updated ) ThePulp responds:

Congratulations, mate.

So, how's drawing others' user icons going for 'ya?


2014-09-22 08:12:09

Ahahaha yes I'm on it 10/10 I love you let's get married

ThePulp responds:



2014-09-22 11:44:38

10/10 I read it all.


2014-09-22 16:51:22

Shit, this is absolutely hilarious, 10/10.
: Also I want on the list.

ThePulp responds:



2014-10-14 06:37:13

I always enjoy looking at this list.

(can I be on it?)

ThePulp responds:

Of course.

I keep forgetting to update the damn thing.


2014-10-15 03:23:31

"Why are we here?"


ThePulp responds:

GG, Georgie.


2014-10-16 04:46:55


Hey I'm also from the forums haha omg.

ThePulp responds:

Wish granted.


2014-10-16 08:07:21

what no please no oh god no.


2014-11-05 12:26:20

you forgot to mention me asshole

ThePulp responds:



2014-12-22 13:44:53

I've noticed a ton of users ditching their Christmas hats lately.
Mine's staying right here.

Speaking of which go get a hat and put it on.

ThePulp responds:

I'll try.


2014-12-22 13:47:26

I thought I was still relevant


2014-12-22 13:48:33



2014-12-23 04:48:47

True, just because my avatar is a furry doesn't necessarily mean I'm one.

I mean, I am, I'm pretty much the biggest furry on this site, but you're still technically right.


2014-12-23 04:50:37

Don't forget I am the last secret boss of the game.


2014-12-23 10:46:40

Wow, I'm in the list because of a shitty thread I made once. Cool

ThePulp responds:

It was notable.


2015-01-17 11:54:15



2015-01-17 23:06:13

Hey you improved the list by adding my name. Well done!


2015-01-25 01:37:34

this guide helped me understand newgrounds in a more thorough and complete manner. this should replace the "read the rules" section

might as well throw my name in the mix. something about the political tyranny and espionage of NewgroundsNation

ThePulp responds:

And so it has, was and ever will be.
The Lord said, it was good.

The End.


2015-02-02 08:54:02

Why isn't the King of Forum Games on here?

ThePulp responds:

A little late, but; you're in.


2015-03-20 12:21:36

Even though it is late, may I be added to the list?

ThePulp responds:

"Thought you'd never ask."

- John Cleese, as a policeman being offered to go to another man's house.


2015-03-21 10:34:52

Thanks, bro!


2015-03-23 23:30:29

> Hits ctrl f
> Cries.

ThePulp responds:

Cry, baby, cry.


2015-03-23 23:34:18

ThePulp responds:



2015-03-29 01:36:17

Puts in ctrl f not expecting anything

"1 out of 2 matches"


ThePulp responds:

4 matches on my end.


2015-03-29 01:47:22

My computer must've been stupid.


2015-03-31 14:30:17



2015-04-10 23:06:50

Goddamn this is accurate.

ThePulp responds:

Sadly, painfully or joyously?


2015-04-10 23:45:48

Joyously, of course.


2015-04-15 10:04:08

Tyler Durden FYI


2015-04-24 00:03:23

Yeah, I am pretty damn tall.


2015-04-27 15:27:07

I've looked through the list and while I may have missed it, do you have anything about no bitching on the BBS if you have sand in your cunt?

ThePulp responds:

No, actually.


2015-04-30 12:44:17

The only china wall of text i would actually read to the end :3
(Too bad i'm not in here... also can i add a link to this in my sig?)

ThePulp responds:

Take your liberties.


2015-05-01 09:00:57



2015-05-03 10:06:04

The chat was mentioned too much, also I don't see myself on here. 0/10


2015-05-23 20:17:22


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