Welcome to the NG BBS

A list of things, moments and people that have some sort of relation to the Newgrounds Bulletin Board System-- with references of things here and there as filler.

A fine example of user ThePulp trying too hard.
Trying too hard is a thing we'd rather not have you doing, dearest new customer.

- I'd like to say "Merry Christmas" in advance.
- Don't let Dovahkhiin1994's huge ego hit you on the way out.
- Remember to always feed the trolls, you know how hungry they are.
- PROTIP: Don't be dumb.
- Yurgenburgen is one of the secret moderators.
- PROTIP: Grains of salt.
- Never fuck around with Wade or Tom.
- LARRY4NACHOS2016! 
- Bit is an accomplished author of three.
- NewgroundsMike keeps replying to forum games, so by default, he's the king of them.
- Voltage is the last secret boss of the game.
- What game? 
- 24901miles is scientific.
- Don't forget to deposit your daily EXP.
- Hoodie is also from the forums haha omg.
- What ever happened to the Icecapades?
- Just abide by the rules when they need abiding (i.e, Never.)
- Don't diss the staff.
- Always read the first post before jumping to conclusions. Always.
- ChazDude likes to have pun.
- We can't shut up about the chat.
- April Fools, scrubs
- Remember to consult the FAQ and the wiki, folks.
- Viper had apparently sold his soul to the devil.
- I strongly have cause to believe cga-999 is the leader of the Illuminaughty.
- If you ask for stuff (ex. "Ban me"), they mods sure will fulfill your requests.
- Also, there used to be a rule against "I'm new here" topics, but that's changed.
- Don't be a jerk when reviewing and rating content.
- Watch movies and stuff.
- Vnzi is dead now.
- What hump?
- Beware of the Soup Squad.
- Hey, where's SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP1?
- SubliminalVirus likes clowns and Webkinz.
- Makakaov can tell you all about his experiences with the idiosyncrasies of American life.
- Xenomit isn't necessarily a furry just because of his icon, dick.
- But he actually is-- whoops.
- Anagrams can be fun for dyslexics.
- DigsBot is a cool animator.
- ButzboPrud, too.
- Lots of cool animators, actually.
- NeonSpider's a cool BBS poster.
- So is Turkey-on-a-Stick.
- Lots of cool BBS posters, actually.
- The NG Chat and Store are gone, now shut up.
- Don't be an asshole, to yourself and to others.
- Or do, I don't give a shit.
- Rate 5.
- poopmcfarts has a pretty good name.
- NewgroundsNation is a pretty knowledgeable user. You can definitely "trust" him.
- He was also apparently Dovakhiin1994-- according to his sigunature.
- Asandir could interview you.
- So could a few other folks, as well.
- Radaketor has had some pretty positive results because of NG-- in no less than 5 days; sign up now!
- The above user shares his birthday with klompors. 
- Slint is a "pretty hate machine".
- Seasons, there's four of 'em! 
- Dumb threads aplenty.
- When you need a Satan, we've got one! 
- WahyaRanger has disappeared.
- But I believe he's coming back soon.
- GOD BE PRAISED!!!
- If you want to pet a kitty, ask NekoMika. That is all.
- Please no /b/tards.
- Also, don't be racist!
- NippleManOfMilk got banned for 30 days after that one thread where-- gross.
- ^ RIP ^
- What ever happened to Fay Wraye?
- That beautiful, satin draped frame.
- I miss the chat.
- DeviantArt and stuff.
- Make sure to brush your teeth.
- BanditWoolyBear, perhaps. 
- Ah, TheGameChanger and his silly threads.
- When posting content, make sure it isn't crap.
- SINGLE FILE LINES.
- Finish the top posters list, SentForMe.
- disdainfulpanda is silly.
- The reviews system for threads is still a pending suggestion.
- Make sure to pour out your heart and soul to every single piece of text in your reply.
- Egoraptor "betrayed us".
- TVTropes is fuckin' entertaining.
- Sure are a lotta fitting usernames around here.
- Weaboo
- Make sure to always wear an umbrella.
- Cannot stress that one enough.
- You can definitely trust forum signatures, right?
- Start with the Newgrounds classic movies and games such as Alien Hominid, Dad's Home, There she is!!!, Animator v. Animation, Pico and Telebubby Funland.
- We like hating things because it's "edgy".
- None of us believe in the friendzone.
- FiendMachine does, though.
- Don't get trapped. 
- CHURCHILL!
- Everyone misses the chat.
- Piper.
- Phobotech makes questionnaires (he's secretly an adbot).
- Leave me alone.
- Get off my lawn.
- We're all impotent.
- Natick hates 'pity parties'.
- Koopahermit looks so damn smooth.
- Sit on my face, please.
- Alexborn still hasn't drawn your avatar just like his yet, hasn't he?
- May the lord rest his soul.
- General is secretly the Video Game forum in disguise.
- Piggler likes pigs. (Seriously running out of ideas here.)
- When will they bring the chat back?
- That NG BBS Fighting Game seriously needs to be made.
- Newgrounds was created for our apparent 'lord and master' Tom Fulp to show off his stuff, but now it's for anyone to show off their stuff.
- mysticvortex13 is the latest from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. 
- We all had to start from somewhere.
- Lots of social networks ripped us off.
- Newgrounds used to have hentai ads.
- When in doubt; Beep-Me-Jesus!
- CiviLies in disguise.
- No kids allowed.
- "How many black kids have to get shot before we can realize that we can loot stores?!"
- I've got a guess that Monster-64 has a thing for monsters-- he's also pretty damn tall.
- Mind you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti.
- 'La Planete sauvage' is essentially a stranger version of 'Yellow Submarine'
- Go deep inside the recesses of ManDeep.
- Chronamut has a published book.
- HAIL SANTA!
- Head-Full-of-Acid sure is a descriptive name, isn't it?
- You can never be the king of the portal. No one can trump 'B'.
- "The problems of the future, today!" was the best slogan ever. (Can I have it now?)
- "IF YOU JUST WANNA HAVE FUNNNNNNNNN ):" go to SukiWukiDookie.
- Please for the love of god don't resurrect the "Wazzup!" bandwagon.
- All your base are belong to horrible grammar.
- Joe is rather concerned with JohnnyUtah.
- Life sucks without the chat.
- I firmly believe that quality is better than quantity. 
- There is refuge in obscurity-- and, audacity.
- The NSA is toadally watchin' you, man.
- Nothing is real.
- Art is a lie.
- Reiska3 was a mean, green, thread-making machine.
- NGcomicD copied me.
- SuperGhandi64 has returned. Sacrifice your first-borns and bow down to Stockholm Syndrome.
- exudaz thought he was a somebody.
- Memes are old and stupid, we're tired of it.
- Threads, Are They Real?
- Happy Birthday to you in advance.
- PotHeadParadise is probably one of my favorite users.
- Everyone here is a wannabe comedian.
- They all find it ironic that we have a mod named stafffighter.
- Urban-Champion is sorry for having a sense of humor.
- What exactly is SubparTony's profile pic?
- Don't Feed the Plants.
- The literature portal will come, eventually.
- ZE13, here's my attention in a bag-- makes it easier, doesn't it?
- Manly-Chicken also made a nice choice while coming up with a username.
- Everyone just absolutely loves you. Never forget that.
- Never forget The Alamo, too.
- REMEMBER: August 21 is Toad Day.
- Newgrounds is now 75% worse because the chat's gone.
- Necrobumping can be fun.
- But it is frowned upon.
- Like how pedophilla is "a frowned upon need", apparently. 
- Then again, there is a difference between child molestation and pedophilla.
- But consent or not, children aren't developed enough to make these kinds of decisions.
- I should make a thread about it. 
- Remember to promote the follow URL in the form of a short, sellable catch-phrase.
- I didn't steal your hentai, JRob
- Gagsy.
- Chdonga has some pretty cool stories.
- Just try to bring up 9/11 in front of fieldertiger; the results are hilariously sad.
- 1916 is in the pursuit of reason and logic, don't bother him.
- When will Jesus bring the pork chops?!
- Try not to get a nice shiny ban.
- Why are we here?
- PLASTIC, ASSHOLES!
- Wanted: Bedspacer
- Amaranthus; either you love him or 'ya hate him.
- KatMaestro is a "Finnish asshole coder", whatever that is.
- Encycolpedia Dramatica is fucking nuts and I love it.
- We demonize other sites we don't like. (4chan, tumblr, etc.)
- Sense-Offender.
- Cordyceps.
- What defines a god?
- Wade likes flashlights.
- Sword-of-Kings is perpetually sad.
- Why are newspost comments in reverse order now?
- Everyone absolutely and totally hates the new redesign.
- Don't tell me 'bout how you can't get no satisfaction.
- "Madness" can be quite violent at times, but other than that it's fine.
- JimmyTheCaterpillar feels he doesn't get enough credit around here and he isn't amused about not being on this list-- wait a sec...
- Ro-May-O wants to know where da Badroom is.
- We don't have a user named "Fuck" around here-- how sad.
- We do have a user named "pornography" though.
- Don't be a hero.
- Why can't I stop talking about that damn chat?
- Magical-Zorse is a drug-fueled maniac, and we all love him for that.
- DoctorStrongbad apparently gets tons of mail.
- TomFulp's upcoming game is "Captain Red-Eye and the Shitting Pig Menace".
- Now that everything's over with...
- Feel free to watch our endless collection of furry midget hentai.
- ThePulp would like to apologize for this long set of tasteless and tryhard jokes.
- The BBC would, too. Unfortunately they're busy suing Tom's ass over Telebubby Fun Land.
- Goodbye Brian, and thanks.