I love potato chips
Any kind as long as it's plain salted
Chips are great
Chips are wonderful
Chips are my life
Potatoes in general taste good
they smell like fries too
I like fries
I like food in general
But not to the extent that I do nothing but eat
I do other things, too
like post weird poems about food on Newgrounds
and masturbate to porn
The thing about chocolate is that it tastes pretty good
I wonder if we'll ever get any 
chocolate covered potato chips 
with fries and lotion
Such is an advancement to current technology
We ought to do this
Let's start a Kickstarter 
Seriously, let's fuckin' do this
Doing this will solve hunger
Doing this will help mankind
Doing this'll make us all rich
What was I talking about again?
Oh yeah, 
I was talking about 
detergent
I love detergent
I love potato chips
I love chocolate
I love lotion
Please help me.