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April Fools

Posted by ThePulp - March 31st, 2015


April Fool's is comin' up. Give it a read again and hate yourselves.

The NEWGROUNDS BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM presents...
THE DOVAHKHIIN1994 SAGA

 

Introduction:

Dovahkhiin1994 was a one hit wonder BBS curiosity who rose to prominence after he made a series of threads about love, dating, misogyny and racism. He was a hopeless romantic who was incredibly fixated on an asian girl, and japanese women in general, particularly. This girl whom he was incredibly infatuated with fell for someone else.

He came to Newgrounds, looking for refuge and tips on how to find the right one. This eventually turned into dovahkhiin asking the forumgoers about how to break the girl and her partner up so he could pick the pieces up for himself-- to have the supposed girl of his dreams.

This 'refuge' eventually devolved into fighting and hate, as dovahkhiin's character slowly turned up and reared it's ugly head in quite a nasty fashion.

The saga, presented to us in a series of six threads, spanning February - June 2014, almost all of them locked by now due to the nature of the fighting that ensued, will forever be remembered by those who wallowed within its stench.

Dovahkhiin1994 will forever be remembered along with the likes of sirtom93, Insanctuary and regret-- other prominent fixtures and oddities within Newgrounds' colorful history who stirred up the stew.

 

The Saga:

Here, ladies and gentlemen, you will find links to the series of six threads that made up the incredible dovahkhiin1994 saga.  

Part One: Need Advice (Finding Right Girl)
Part Two: So, if I was to date Asian girls
Part Three: I-- I did it!
Part Four: I didn't do it...
Part Five: Maybe... there's still hope.
Part Six: American Women... Radioactive

 

Conclusion:

Was he geniunely a nut? Was he actually just another well thought up gimmick? Could he have been one of us, perhaps? Was he made up as part of some research involving the reactions of a small internet community to such a messed up character?

We'll probably never know. 

What we do know is that the man was nuts, and it was entertaining to see such nuttiness-- fictional or otherwise. The public's craving and immediate reaction for such curiosities sure does prove quite a lot, though. 

The NG Community's handling of the situation was less than orthodox, but it drove him away-- but you couldn't say that some of them didn't try to help the poor case. 

If this man was genuine with his thoughts and ramblings, one could only wonder what he would be up to now. 


Comments

A few months before my time, but his impact lives on in the user base. Still gives me a headache to try and read through it all.

Well, it was such a memorable and strange saga of threads.

Ahh I remember this. The memories. xD

I remember this.

I'm actually surprised I even posted in these threads, or, well the last thread before he bitched out. To me, at the time, I thought he was just another troll, so I figured the mods would lock/delete that thread. Then people started talking about his previous threads and I was all "what the fuck did I miss?"

Good saga, though.