I definitely have been posting too much.

In my defense, I was actually trying help.

I guess I worded it a little too bitterly for the likes of the Help Forum, the OP and Malachy so it was misconstrued as trolling.

My point still stands firm, though. A garbage whistle is definitely obtained by improperly flagging reviews-- as the point was echoed by other users-- albeit, worded nicely.

And here's to another 10.

Well, this has been pleasant.

April Fool's is comin' up. Give it a read again and hate yourselves.

The NEWGROUNDS BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM presents...
THE DOVAHKHIIN1994 SAGA

Introduction:

Dovahkhiin1994 was a one hit wonder BBS curiosity who rose to prominence after he made a series of threads about love, dating, misogyny and racism. He was a hopeless romantic who was incredibly fixated on an asian girl, and japanese women in general, particularly. This girl whom he was incredibly infatuated with fell for someone else.

He came to Newgrounds, looking for refuge and tips on how to find the right one. This eventually turned into dovahkhiin asking the forumgoers about how to break the girl and her partner up so he could pick the pieces up for himself-- to have the supposed girl of his dreams.

This 'refuge' eventually devolved into fighting and hate, as dovahkhiin's character slowly turned up and reared it's ugly head in quite a nasty fashion.

The saga, presented to us in a series of six threads, spanning February - June 2014, almost all of them locked by now due to the nature of the fighting that ensued, will forever be remembered by those who wallowed within its stench.

Dovahkhiin1994 will forever be remembered along with the likes of sirtom93, Insanctuary and regret-- other prominent fixtures and oddities within Newgrounds' colorful history who stirred up the stew.

The Saga:

Here, ladies and gentlemen, you will find links to the series of six threads that made up the incredible dovahkhiin1994 saga.  

Part One: Need Advice (Finding Right Girl)
Part Two: So, if I was to date Asian girls
Part Three: I-- I did it!
Part Four: I didn't do it...
Part Five: Maybe... there's still hope.
Part Six: American Women... Radioactive

Conclusion:

Was he geniunely a nut? Was he actually just another well thought up gimmick? Could he have been one of us, perhaps? Was he made up as part of some research involving the reactions of a small internet community to such a messed up character?

We'll probably never know. 

What we do know is that the man was nuts, and it was entertaining to see such nuttiness-- fictional or otherwise. The public's craving and immediate reaction for such curiosities sure does prove quite a lot, though. 

The NG Community's handling of the situation was less than orthodox, but it drove him away-- but you couldn't say that some of them didn't try to help the poor case. 

If this man was genuine with his thoughts and ramblings, one could only wonder what he would be up to now. 

It also happens to be my birthday.

Go figure.

Have cake.

Not what is said of that thing.

What's this all about, officers?

In my defense, I was joking; and it was just a link to google search results. But it's only fair, I guess. 

Warez is warez and the rules are the rules.

It's happening.

Welcome to the International Year of Light, ladies and gentlemen.